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    Post by wuzfuz on Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:32 am

    Forget your glasses ?

    ...Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys.


    I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

    She said "Are you nuts? You're 82 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

    I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

    She said to me, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

    I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!

    Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier Laughing Laughing












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