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    Post by wuzfuz on Tue Feb 22, 2011 7:35 pm



    The Haircut

    One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about
    his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing
    community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When
    the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card
    and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
    Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the
    barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community
    service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when
    the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts
    waiting for him at his door.
    Then a Member of Congress came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his
    bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing
    community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left
    the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Senators lined up waiting for a free haircut.
    And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
    citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

    BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON! Laughing Laughing






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