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    God and the Biker

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    God and the Biker

    Post by Willows on Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:58 am

    **_GOD AND THE BIKER_**


    A man was riding his Harley along a California highway when
    suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the
    Lord said,.....

    'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
    grant you one wish.'

    The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
    ride over anytime I want.

    The Lord said, 'That request is materialistic, think of the
    enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports
    required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and
    steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural
    resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire
    for worldly things.
    Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly
    help mankind.'


    The biker thought about it for a long time.

    Finally, he said, 'Okay, I wish that I, and all men, could
    understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what
    she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she
    cries, what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong', and how I can
    make a
    woman truly happy.'




    And the Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four lanes on that
    bridge?'


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