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    Atheist in the woods

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    Atheist in the woods

    Post by wuzfuz on Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:10 am






    An atheist was walking through the woods.

    'What majestic trees!
    'What powerful rivers!
    'What beautiful animals!
    He said to himself.


    As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.



    He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.




    He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him..


    He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.


    He tripped & fell on the ground.



    He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.




    At that instant the Atheist cried out,


    'Oh my God!'

    Time Stopped.
    The bear froze.
    The forest was silent.


    As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

    'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.'


    'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?

    Am I to count you as a believer?

    The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'?


    'Very well,' said the voice.



    The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:



    'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'





    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUmpO_TQ14Q&feature=related

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