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    wuzfuz

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    Humor

    Post by wuzfuz on Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:59 pm

    GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH TOO!
    There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
    1. He called everyone brother
    2. He liked Gospel
    3. He didn't get a fair trial

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
    1. He went into His Father's business
    2. He lived at home until he was 33
    3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
    1. He talked with His hands
    2. He had wine with His meals
    3. He used olive oil

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
    1. He never cut His hair
    2. He walked around barefoot all the time
    3. He started a new religion

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
    1. He was at peace with nature
    2. He ate a lot of fish
    3. He talked about the Great Spirit
    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
    1. He never got married..
    2. He was always telling stories.
    3. He loved green pastures.
    But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
    1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
    2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
    3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do


    Can I get an AMEN!!









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    oceanna

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    Re: Humor

    Post by oceanna on Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:27 pm

    Amen!

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