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    Asylum

    Post by wuzfuz on Wed Jan 12, 2011 5:58 pm

    GOOD DAY AND WELCOME TO A BRAND NEW EDITION OF:




    ASYLUM








    Today’s program features another chance to take part in our exciting competition:

    HOP ON A FREIGHTER

    and win

    FREE Accomodation!



    We've already given away billions of dollars and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsors, The Canadian Taxpayer.



    And don’t forget, we're now the fastest growing game on the earth.



    Anyone can play provided they don't already hold a valid Canadian Passport, and you only need one word of English:



    ‘REFUGEE’



    Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, FREE hospital care, FREE dental care,FREE clothing allowances, FREE taxi chits, FREE cash benefits starting at $750 a week plus a little on the side by begging, mugging and accosting drivers at traffic lights.





    This competition is open to everyone from the 3rd World.



    No application ever refused - reasonable or unreasonable.



    Simply destroy all your papers and remember the magic password:



    ‘REFUGEE’


    A few years ago, 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown Goat Class from Kabulto Indonesia's gateway where agents were on hand to fast-track them to luxury accomodations.



    They joined tens of thousands of other lucky all-expenses-paid foreign winners already staying in hotels all over Canada.



    Our most popular destinations include Toronto, Vancouver, Calgary....



    If you still don't understand the rules don't forget, there's no need to phone a friend or ask the audience, JUST APPLY FOR LEGAL AID.





    Hundreds of FREE lawyers, FREE social workers and FREE counsellors are waiting to help you.



    It won't cost you a penny,

    It could change your life forever.



    So play today....



    Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet activists, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers! Tamil tigers, bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers and Somali goat-herders....



    COME ON DOWN!



    Get along to the nearest airport! Don’t stop!

    Go straight to Canada!



    GUARANTEED to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the easiest game on earth.

    Everyone’s a winner,when

    they play



    'ASYLUM’

    FORWARD THIS TO EVERY CANADIAN TAXPAYER YOU KNOW!





























    GOOD DAY AND WELCOME TO A BRAND NEW EDITION OF:




    ASYLUM








    Today’s program features another chance to take part in our exciting competition:

    HOP ON A FREIGHTER

    and win

    FREE Accomodation!



    We've already given away billions of dollars and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsors, The Canadian Taxpayer.



    And don’t forget, we're now the fastest growing game on the earth.



    Anyone can play provided they don't already hold a valid Canadian Passport, and you only need one word of English:



    ‘REFUGEE’



    Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, FREE hospital care, FREE dental care,FREE clothing allowances, FREE taxi chits, FREE cash benefits starting at $750 a week plus a little on the side by begging, mugging and accosting drivers at traffic lights.





    This competition is open to everyone from the 3rd World.



    No application ever refused - reasonable or unreasonable.



    Simply destroy all your papers and remember the magic password:



    ‘REFUGEE’


    A few years ago, 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown Goat Class from Kabulto Indonesia's gateway where agents were on hand to fast-track them to luxury accomodations.



    They joined tens of thousands of other lucky all-expenses-paid foreign winners already staying in hotels all over Canada.



    Our most popular destinations include Toronto, Vancouver, Calgary....



    If you still don't understand the rules don't forget, there's no need to phone a friend or ask the audience, JUST APPLY FOR LEGAL AID.





    Hundreds of FREE lawyers, FREE social workers and FREE counsellors are waiting to help you.



    It won't cost you a penny,

    It could change your life forever.



    So play today....



    Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet activists, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers! Tamil tigers, bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers and Somali goat-herders....



    COME ON DOWN!



    Get along to the nearest airport! Don’t stop!

    Go straight to Canada!



    GUARANTEED to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the easiest game on earth.

    Everyone’s a winner,when

    they play



    'ASYLUM’

    FORWARD THIS TO EVERY CANADIAN TAXPAYER YOU KNOW!


































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