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    First Christmas Joke For 2010


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    First Christmas Joke For 2010

    Post by islandgrl on Sat Dec 18, 2010 4:11 pm

    I received this in an email this morning and don't know if it is true about being the first joke.

    The First Christmas Joke - and it's Scottish...........

    A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says,

    "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough".

    "Dad, what are you talking about?'" the son screams.

    "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer", the father says.. "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her".

    Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like hell they're getting divorced", she shouts, "I'll take care of this".

    She calls Scotland immediately and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?"and hangs up.

    The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
    "Done! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way."

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    Re: First Christmas Joke For 2010

    Post by daffyd on Sat Dec 18, 2010 4:25 pm

    OCH AYE! That may very well be lassie...but which Christmas?

    Noo, with oot a doot ah can tell yah the joke voted Best Scottish Short Joke .........

    Are Ye ready fer this......?

    A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,

    'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?'

    To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says,

    Sud off, ye'll no bring it back!'

    Very Happy Laughing santa

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