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    Senility Prayer

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    Senility Prayer

    Post by islandgrl on Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:35 pm

    The Senility Prayer

    God, grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do,
    and the eyesight to tell the difference.

    Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered:

    I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

    I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

    Funny, I don't remember being absent minded....

    All reports are in; Life is now officially unfair.

    If all is not lost, where is it.

    It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

    Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

    I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.

    Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

    Accidents in the back seat cause...kids.

    It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.



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