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    Lie Detectot

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    Lie Detectot

    Post by wuzfuz on Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:08 pm

    Lie Detector
    >
    >
    > John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual
    > gimmicks.
    >
    > His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.
    >
    > One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases.
    >
    > It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
    >
    > It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son,
    > returned home from school.
    >
    > Tommy was over 2 hours late.
    >
    > "Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked
    > John.
    >
    > "Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,"
    > said Tommy.
    >
    > The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him
    > completely out of his chair.
    >
    > "Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you
    > really were after school."
    >
    > "We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy.
    >
    > "What did you watch?" asked Marsha.
    >
    > "The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.
    >
    > The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him
    > off his chair.
    >
    > With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I
    > lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."
    >
    > "I am ashamed of you son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied
    > to my parents."
    >
    > The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly
    > knocked him out of his chair...
    >
    > Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, "Boy, did you
    > ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is
    > your son!"
    >
    > The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.
    >
    >

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