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    Potatoes

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    Willows

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    Potatoes

    Post by Willows on Wed Dec 01, 2010 4:10 pm




    Potatoes



    Well,
    A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,
    and finally they got married, and had a little sweet
    potato, which they
    called 'Yam'.

    Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

    When it was time, they told her

    about the facts of life.

    They warned her about going out and getting
    half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed,

    and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and
    end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.

    Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her

    into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

    But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home
    and become a Couch Potato either.
    She would get plenty of exercise so as not

    to be skinny like her Shoestring Cousins.

    When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland.
    And the
    greasy guys from France called the French Fries.

    And when she went out West, to watch out

    for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.

    Yam said she would stay on the straight and
    narrow and wouldn't associate with
    those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones

    from the other side of the tracks

    who advertise their trade on all
    the trucks that say,
    'Frito Lay.'

    Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to

    Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University).

    So that when she graduated she'd really
    be in the Chips.

    But in spite of all they did for
    her, one-day Yam came home
    and announced she was
    going to marry Tom Brokaw.

    Tom Brokaw!

    Mr. and Mrs.
    Potato were very upset.

    They
    told
    Yam she couldn't
    possibly
    marry
    Tom Brokaw
    Because he's just.......

    Are you
    ready for this?
    Are
    you sure?

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    OK!
    Here it is!

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    Re: Potatoes

    Post by Glad E Olah on Wed Dec 01, 2010 7:54 pm

    LOL Willows that is sooooooooooo cute!

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