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    The Big One

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    wuzfuz

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    The Big One

    Post by wuzfuz on Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:30 am


    ME BAD!!!! :twisted:


    http://denimandlace.50megs.com/1bigone.html
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    daffyd

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    Re: The Big One

    Post by daffyd on Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:22 pm

    Ah wuz just surfing on through when ah pulled up just outside Horn Lake Misssippi Misionary Baptist Church....just in time to hear the 'BIG ONE'
    That had me a hee-hawing fer a good while and convinced me that this was a place tuh pitch mah tent fer a spell....

    Thank y'all!
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    Re: The Big One

    Post by islandgrl on Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:19 pm

    What is the "Big One" and what are you hoping to hear? LOL
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    Glad E Olah
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    Re: The Big One

    Post by Glad E Olah on Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:50 pm

    Thanks Wuzfuz!

    I needed that laugh today.
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    Re: The Big One

    Post by wuzfuz on Wed Nov 24, 2010 12:05 am

    @islandgrl wrote:What is the "Big One" and what are you hoping to hear? LOL

    Really don't think you can hear it or smell where you are.

    It was not quite as loud as an Atomic bomb Laughing
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    Glad E Olah
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    Re: The Big One

    Post by Glad E Olah on Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:35 am

    Skunks?
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    wuzfuz

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    Re: The Big One

    Post by wuzfuz on Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:10 pm

    [NOquote="Glad E Olah"]Skunks?[/quote]


    NO!!!!! Flatulence :scratch:
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    Re: The Big One

    Post by daffyd on Wed Nov 24, 2010 7:31 pm

    I'd rather call it an affliction.......

    An Affliction ?

    I met a local water carrier
    Whilst on my way to Gwent
    I begged him, “Let me quench my thirst,
    For in more ways than one, I’m spent.”
    He proffered me the leather cup
    Filled with a honeyed dew,
    I slaked my thirst and met his eye,
    “Sir, my heart felt thanks to you.”

    He sniffed as we stood there talking,
    And said, “Have you far’ t ‘ go?”
    I said, “Nay, it’s nought but flatulence,
    The doctor told me so.
    ‘Tis a product of the broccoli,
    Combined with cauliflower and cheese,
    A build up of natural gasses
    That can escape just when they please!”

    The carrier stepped back in amazement,
    By breaking wind I’d made him blush.
    He struggled to control his tongue
    As from his mouth the words did rush.
    “Er, nay sir, I was talking distance,
    As in, how far off is it that you dwell,
    An enquiry? Had you far, to go?
    There was no mention of a smell!”

    He continued, “I beg sir, your forgiveness
    If I have embarrassed you today,
    Pray was it not for your.... er flatulence
    I would of invited you to stay.
    An affliction, I would suggest
    That has lost you many friends,
    For one knows not where the fart begins
    And where the flatulence.... ends! “


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    wuzfuz

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    The big one

    Post by wuzfuz on Wed Nov 24, 2010 8:02 pm

    Most erudite description of this "affliction" I have ever heard Daffy!

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