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    The new suit

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    The new suit

    Post by wuzfuz on Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:12 pm


    Sam owned a Men's Wear Shop and pointed at a rack and said to his clerk. "That suit has been sitting there far too long. Try and get rid of it"

    Clerk said "Don't worry Boss. I'll sell it today"

    Little later an elderly gent carrying a cane hobbled into the shop and said he was looking for a new suit.

    Clerk said " I've got one that I think you will Love!"

    Took the old suit of the rack and told the customer to take it into a fitting room and try it on.

    Customer came out wearing the suit and said. "The sleeves are too long"

    Clerk said. "Don't worry. When you are walking,just hunch your shouders back and crook your arms and it will look fine"

    Customer says. "The pants are too short"

    Clerk say's "Not to worry"! When you are walking, just bend you knees and they will look fine."

    Next day the man is wearing the suit while shuffling past a hospital.

    Three Docs are looking out the window and see the man. First Doc says " Look at that poor man. He must certainly have severe arthritis.

    Second Doc says. "I think he has had a stroke"

    Third Doc says, "Whatever, but he sure has a geat-looking suit on!". :scratch:




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