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    Grandma

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    Grandma

    Post by wuzfuz on Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:22 pm


    THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA

    The computer swallowed grandma.
    Yes, honestly its true!
    She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
    And disappeared from view.

    It devoured her completely,
    The thought just makes me squirm.
    She must have caught a virus
    Or been eaten by a worm.

    I've searched through the recycle bin
    And files of every kind;
    I've even used the Internet,
    But nothing did I find.

    In desperation, I asked Google
    My searches to refine.
    The reply from him was negative,
    Not a thing was found 'online.'

    So, if inside your 'In-box,'
    My Grandma you should see,
    Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her
    And send her back to me.




    This is a tribute to all the Grandmas who have been fearless and learned to use the Computer.......... They are the greatest!!!




    We do not stop playing because we grow old;
    We grow old because we stop playing
    NEVER Be The First To Get Old!







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