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    Political Jokes

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    Political Jokes

    Post by wuzfuz on Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:43 am



    Last year all of these tv comedian guys were Obama cheerleaders.
    What has changed? I love the last one, it's 100% true too...


    The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree, and think 25 to
    life would be appropriate.
    - Leno

    America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
    - Leno

    Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
    A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
    - Conan O'Brien

    Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
    A: A fund raiser.
    - Leno

    Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
    A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The
    other is for housing prisoners.
    - Letterman

    Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and
    it started to sink, who would be saved?
    A: America!
    - Fallon

    Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
    A: Bo has papers.
    - Kimmel

    Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
    A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
    - Letterman






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