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    FARM BOY

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    FARM BOY

    Post by wuzfuz on Wed Nov 03, 2010 8:10 pm



    When you're from the country, you look at things a
    little differently...


    A Montana rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighbouring ranch and
    knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door "Is your Dad
    home?" the rancher asked.
    "No sir, he isn't," the boy replied. "He went into
    town."
    "Well," said the rancher, "Is your Mother here?"
    "No sir, she's not here either. She went into town
    with Dad."
    "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
    "No sir, He went with Mom and Dad."
    The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting
    from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.
    "Is . there anything I can do for you?" the boy asked politely. "I know where
    all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a
    message for Dad."
    "Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad.
    It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant."'

    The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa about that,"
    he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $500
    for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I really don't know how much he
    gets for Howard."

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