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    wuzfuz

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    Banned

    Post by wuzfuz on Wed Oct 27, 2010 5:08 pm

    Banned from Sainsbury's - Didn't like shopping there anyway

    Yesterday I was at my local Sainsbury's buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

    What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 2 stone before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.

    (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.)

    Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish setter’s arse and a car hit me.

    I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

    I'm now banned from Sainsbury's.

    Better watch what you ask retired people.

    They have all the time in the world to think of daft things to say.

    Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends...... it will be their laugh for the day.





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    Re: Banned

    Post by wuzfuz on Thu Oct 28, 2010 11:39 pm

    @oceanna wrote:(quote from Wuzfuz," I'm now banned from Sainsbury's.") Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

    And so you should be!
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    Re: Banned

    Post by wuzfuz on Thu Oct 28, 2010 11:45 pm

    [quote="wuzfuz"]
    @oceanna wrote:(quote from Wuzfuz," I'm now banned from Sainsbury's.") Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

    And so you should be!

    You're right oceanna.

    I do seem to lack good judgement at times.

    Perhaps it because my parents had myWisdom Teeth removed when I was 12 years old. 😢
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    Re: Banned

    Post by Willows on Sat Oct 30, 2010 5:02 am

    Is this for real, Wuzfuz??
    If so....what a character you are and you "quack" me up! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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    Re: Banned

    Post by wuzfuz on Sat Oct 30, 2010 4:18 pm

    [quote="Willows"]Is this for real, Wuzfuz??
    If so....what a character you are and you "quack" me up! Laughing Laughing Laughing [/quote

    Would I lie to you Willows? Not unless my life depended on it. Laughing

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