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    Always wear clean underwear

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    wuzfuz

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    Always wear clean underwear

    Post by wuzfuz on Tue Oct 26, 2010 6:57 pm

    Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
    your vehicle. From the Daily Mirror comes this story of a Leicester couple
    who drove their car to ASDA, only to have their car break down in the
    car park.

    The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
    car.
    The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On
    closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under
    the chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of
    underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones..

    Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
    quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
    place...
    On regaining her feet, she looked cross the bonnet and found herself
    staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

    The AA mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

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    Re: Always wear clean underwear

    Post by wuzfuz on Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:21 pm


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    Another poblem with deforestration
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    wuzfuz

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    Wine tasting

    Post by wuzfuz on Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:38 pm

    What kind of plonk was that?



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    Green side up

    Post by wuzfuz on Wed Oct 27, 2010 12:30 am


    Paddy and Mick were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf.

    Paddy said, "I'm gonna do dat when I win da lottery…"

    "What's dat, den?" asks Mick.


    "Send me lawn away to be cut."

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    Windwalker

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    Re: Always wear clean underwear

    Post by Windwalker on Wed Oct 27, 2010 12:48 pm

    Now that was funny, and a really good idea?

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