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    New Catholic Priest

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    Willows

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    New Catholic Priest

    Post by Willows on Thu Oct 21, 2010 4:04 pm






    Subject: New Catholic Priest

    The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest,
    said, 'You had a good idea to replace the first four
    pews with plush bucket theatre seats. It worked like
    a charm. The front of the church always fills first
    now.'

    The young priest nodded, and the old priest
    continued, 'And you told me adding a little more
    beat to the music would bring young people back
    to church, so I supported you when you brought in
    that Rock 'n Roll Gospel Choir. Now our services
    are consistently packed to the balcony.'

    'Thank you, Father,' answered the young priest. 'I
    am pleased that you are open to the New Ideas of
    Youth.'

    'All of these ideas have been well and good,' said
    the elderly priest, 'But I'm afraid you've gone too
    far with the Drive-thru Confessional.'

    'But Father,' protested the young priest, 'my
    confessions and the donations have nearly doubled
    since I began that!'

    'Yes,' replied the elderly priest, 'and I appreciate
    that.... But the flashing neon sign, 'Toot 'n Tell or
    Go to Hell' cannot stay on the church roof.




    oceanna

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    Re: New Catholic Priest

    Post by oceanna on Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:08 pm

    Very Happy That's a hoot Willows!


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