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    How's Your Day Going

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    Willows

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    How's Your Day Going

    Post by Willows on Sat Oct 16, 2010 2:00 am

    There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.



    "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.



    "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."

    "This is the worst day of my life,"I say."I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the arsenic dissolve. Then some A#@hole shows up and drinks the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?"
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    Windwalker

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    Re: How's Your Day Going

    Post by Windwalker on Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:29 pm

    Oh that is priceless! What a good laugh first thing this morning.
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    Willows

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    Re: How's Your Day Going

    Post by Willows on Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:36 pm

    Glad you loved it Windwalker! Laughing I'll laugh along with you as I reread it! Laughing

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