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    wuzfuz

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    Humor

    Post by wuzfuz on Sun Oct 03, 2010 3:57 pm

    This struck a chord with my family.

    They call me Bargain Bob.


    http://www.chron.com/apps/comics/showComick.mpl?date=20101003&name=Pardon_My_Planet
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    Willows

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    Re: Humor

    Post by Willows on Sun Oct 03, 2010 4:03 pm

    Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

    I'm a "Bargainer" too! Feergit laundry next week! Think I'll jes go shoppin'! Very Happy
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    wuzfuz

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    Little Red Wagon

    Post by wuzfuz on Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:17 pm

    May have posted this before. This is a more informative post.

    http://www.ktuu.com/news/ktuu-radio-flyer-car-092910,0,1784245.story
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    wuzfuz

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    Humor

    Post by wuzfuz on Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:37 pm


    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------


    Morris Returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the Doctor has
    told him that he has only 24 hours to live.


    Given the prognosis, Morris
    asks his wife for sex.

    Naturally, she agrees, so they make
    love.


    About 6 hours later, the husband
    goes to his wife and says,
    'Honey, you know I now have
    only 18 hours to live.
    Could we please do it one more
    time?'

    Of course, the wife agrees,
    and they do it again.


    Later, as the man gets into bed, he
    looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.


    He touches his wife's shoulder and
    asks,'Honey, please... just one
    more time before I die.'

    She says, 'Of course, Dear,' and they make love for the third time.


    After this session, the wife
    rolls over and falls asleep.

    Morris, however, worried about his impending death,tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours.


    He taps his wife, who rouses.
    'Honey, I have only 4 more hours....
    Do you think we could...'


    At this point the wife sits up and
    says, 'Listen Morris, enough is enough I have to get up in the morning... you don't.'








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