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    Kinda Redneck

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    Willows

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    Kinda Redneck

    Post by Willows on Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:50 am

    A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 12 kids.
    'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'are they all yours?"
    'Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.
    She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to find seats.
    'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names.'
    'Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Leroy and the girls are all named Leighroy.'
    In disbelief, the case worker says, 'Are you serious? They're ALL named Leroy?'
    Their momma replied, 'Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it's time to get them out of bed and ready for school,
    I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' An they all come a runnin. An' if I need to stop
    the kid who's running into the street, I just yell Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin'
    them all Leroy.'
    The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, 'But what if you just
    want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?'
    'Then I call them by their last names.'
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    Re: Kinda Redneck

    Post by oceanna on Wed Feb 08, 2012 11:40 am

    Laughing Laughing Laughing
    Good one Willows!




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