Barber Joke: Free Haircut
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut but the barber refused saying, "I cannot accept money from you, for you are a good man - you do God’s work."
The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.
A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment saying, "I cannot accept money from you, for you are a good man - you protect the public."
The next day a dozen boxes of donuts were delivered to the shop
The next day a Florist came for a for a haircut and the barber said I cannot accept money from you because you make people happy when you deliver a bouquet of flowers to them.
The next day an dozen roses were sent to him with a thank you note. .
door to his shop.
The next day a politician came in for a haircut. The barber said. I cannot accept money from you because you keep us free and not be ruled by a Dictator.
The next day a dozen politicians were lined up in the front his shop for a free haircut and eat the free donuts.