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    HUMOUR

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    HUMOUR

    Post by wuzfuz on Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:15 pm

    > Have you ever wondered what the difference is between
    > Grandmothers
    > and Grandfathers? Well, here it is: There was this loving
    > grandfather who
    > always made a special effort to spend time with his son's
    > family on
    > weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old
    > granddaughter
    > out for a drive in the car for some quality time -- just him
    > and his
    > granddaughter.
    >
    > One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really
    > didn't feel like being up at all. He knew his granddaughter
    > always looked
    > forward to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his
    > wife came to
    > the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for
    > the drive.
    >
    > When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to
    > see
    > her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your
    > ride with
    > Grandma?" he asked. "Oh, yes, Pap Pap, it was really wonderful.
    > We didn't
    > see a single asshole, piece of crap, horse's #####, blind
    > ######, dipshit,
    > Muslim goat humper or son of a bitch anywhere we went!"
    >
    >
    > Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
    >
    >

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