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    Funny Signs


    Funny Signs

    Post by Guest on Wed Aug 31, 2011 3:43 am

    Various Business SIGNS!

    At a Propane Filling Station: Tank heaven for little grills.
    On A Repair Shop Door: We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)
    On A Taxidermist's Window: We really know our stuff.
    In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We'll wait.
    On A Scientist's Door: Gone Fission
    On a Plumber's Truck: We repair what your husband fixed.
    Outside a Second-Hand Shop: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.
    In A Dry Cleaner's Window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.
    In a Department Store: Bargain Basement Upstairs
    In A Health Food Shop Window: Closed due to illness.
    In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
    Appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work
    Awning Sales Door: Just a shade better.
    Beauty Shop: Dye now!
    Bowling alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
    Computer Store: Out for a quick byte.
    Country Shop: We buy junk and sell antiques.
    Dentist office: Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you.
    Dry cleaner's: Drop your pants here.
    Electric Company: Watts you see is watts you get.
    Electrician's Truck: Let us remove your shorts.
    Exterminator’s Office: We make mouse calls.
    Health Spa/Gym: Merry Fitness and a Happy New Rear!
    Highway sign: Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.
    Texas Divorce Attorney's Office: Remember the Alimo-ny.
    Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on Labor Day.
    Mathematics Professor’s House: AFTER MATH
    Golf Pro Shop: Members will refrain from picking up lost balls until they have stopped rolling.
    Scuba Diving Store: We carry a complete line of under ware.
    Search & Rescue Office: Support your local rescue squad. Get lost.
    Toy Store: There’s no gift like the present.
    Tree Surgeon: We go out on a limb for you.
    Psychic's Hotline: Don't call us, we'll call you.

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    Re: Funny Signs

    Post by oceanna on Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:58 am

    Funny! Laughing Laughing


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    Re: Funny Signs

    Post by Willows on Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:24 pm

    Very good ones! I enjoyed them! Laughing

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