Location Map

June 2017

MonTueWedThuFriSatSun
   1234
567891011
12131415161718
19202122232425
2627282930  

Calendar Calendar

Latest topics

» Poet's Corner
Today at 8:15 am by Willows

» Wuzfuz and his music
Thu May 11, 2017 3:02 pm by Willows

» The world's Most Beautiful Horse
Sat Mar 18, 2017 1:49 pm by Glad E Olah

» Loads of Laughs
Tue Oct 18, 2016 6:32 pm by daffyd

» Gerraway!
Tue Oct 18, 2016 6:05 pm by daffyd

» Daffyd's Video Shack
Mon Aug 01, 2016 6:18 pm by daffyd

» Pompeii - Eruption of Mt Vesuvius
Fri Mar 25, 2016 7:35 pm by daffyd

» About Religion.
Thu Mar 24, 2016 8:19 pm by daffyd

» A Farmer of our time
Wed Mar 23, 2016 6:53 pm by daffyd

» Our Sun is Beautiful
Tue Feb 23, 2016 10:24 pm by islandgrl

» Spiced Beverage
Tue Feb 23, 2016 12:00 am by islandgrl

» TEA BAGS
Mon Feb 22, 2016 11:53 pm by islandgrl

» It's That Time Again
Mon Feb 22, 2016 10:02 pm by islandgrl

» Thanksgiving Poem
Thu Nov 26, 2015 11:15 am by Glad E Olah

» Guevedoces
Tue Oct 27, 2015 1:27 pm by Glad E Olah

» DESIDERATA
Tue Jul 14, 2015 5:57 pm by daffyd

» Ruby Shoes
Sun Jul 12, 2015 1:41 am by islandgrl

» Insane
Sun Jul 12, 2015 1:25 am by islandgrl

» Glad's 2015 Garden
Mon Jun 08, 2015 10:28 pm by Glad E Olah

» Facts of which you are unaware!
Sat Apr 25, 2015 7:17 pm by daffyd

» THE BACK NINE!
Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:33 pm by daffyd

» Daffyd's Disco
Mon Apr 06, 2015 7:05 pm by Windwalker

» Where Are They Now?
Thu Feb 26, 2015 2:38 pm by Windwalker

» Ye Olde Photo Shoppe
Thu Feb 26, 2015 2:36 pm by Windwalker

» Glass Totems
Fri Feb 06, 2015 12:08 am by islandgrl


    Humour

    Share
    avatar
    wuzfuz

    Posts : 3682

    Humour

    Post by wuzfuz on Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:58 am


    British Humour.You have to love British humour. These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper. Leave it up to the Brits !!

    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
    8 years old.
    Hateful little ######.
    Bites!

    FREE PUPPIES.
    1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

    FREE PUPPIES.
    Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
    Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
    Also 1 gay bull for sale.

    Must sell washer and dryer £100.
    JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
    Worn once by mistake.
    Call Stephanie.

    **** And the WINNER is... ****

    FOR SALE BY OWNER.
    Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
    Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

    **** Bonus Points from the Scottish Contingent ****

    And Last But Not Least The Statement of the Century
    A quote from the Greatest Living Thoughtful Scottish Thinker.

    Billy Connolly -"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"
    avatar
    Willows

    Posts : 3362

    Re: Humour

    Post by Willows on Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:26 pm

    lol!
    avatar
    oceanna

    Posts : 4025

    Re: Humour

    Post by oceanna on Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:01 am

    Laughing Thanks for more funnies wuzfuz. clap.gif


    Sponsored content

    Re: Humour

    Post by Sponsored content

      Similar topics

      -

      Current date/time is Wed Jun 28, 2017 1:50 pm