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    A Girlfriends' Dinner

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    Willows

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    A Girlfriends' Dinner

    Post by Willows on Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:25 am

    Funny but kinda scary at the same time?


    A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they had only $6.00 among them and Jimmy Johnson, the cute boy in Social Studies lived on that street.
    Ten years later, the group of 25-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the beer was cheap, the restaurant offered free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover charge and there were lots of cute guys.
    Ten years later, the group of 35-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the "cosmos" were good, it was right near the gym and, if they went late enough, there wouldn't be too many
    whiney little kids.
    Ten years later, the group of 45-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the martinis were big and the waiters had tight pants and nice buns.
    Ten years later, the group of 55-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the prices were reasonable, the wine list was good, the restaurant had windows that opened (for hot flashes), and fish is good for cholesterol.
    Ten years later, the group of 65-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the lighting was good and the restaurant had an "Early Bird Special."
    Ten years later, the group of 75-years-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food was not too spicy and the restaurant was handicapped-accessible.
    Ten years later, the group of 85-years-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.


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    oceanna

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    Re: A Girlfriends' Dinner

    Post by oceanna on Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:19 am

    Laughing I got a laugh out of that story Willows.
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    Willows

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    Re: A Girlfriends' Dinner

    Post by Willows on Sun Aug 28, 2011 12:09 pm

    I'm happy that I gave ya' a giggle this morning, Oceanna!


    (Now if this ol' gal could only get to sleep..........) ctsheep
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    islandgrl
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    Re: A Girlfriends' Dinner

    Post by islandgrl on Sun Aug 28, 2011 1:40 pm

    Very Happy HaHa-smiley

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