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    Some Crazy Consumer Cautions!


    Some Crazy Consumer Cautions!

    Post by Guest on Fri Aug 19, 2011 12:46 am

    • On a Curling Iron "For external use only!"
    • On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment."
    • On an Electric Rotary tool "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."
    • On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard. "Do not drive with sunshield in place."
    • On a 13-inch wheel on a Wheelbarrow" Not intended for highway use."
    • On a Toilet Bowl Cleaning Brush" Do not use orally."
    • On a Butcher Knife" Please keep out of children."
    • On a Birthday Card for a 1 year old. "Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less."
    • On a Battery" Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use."
    • In the manual for a Heated Seat Cushion "Warning: Do not use on eyes."
    • In the manual for a Microwave Oven. "Do not use for drying pets."
    • On a can of Air Freshener "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers."
    • On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you."
    • A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 9" x 9" x 5", "Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death."
    • On a package of Silly Putty. "Do not use as ear plugs."
    • On a box of Rat Poison. "Warning: Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice."
    • Posted on a Boeing 757. "Fragile. Do not drop."
    • On a Portable Stroller "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage."
    • On packaging for a Rowenta iron "Do not iron clothes on body."
    • On Boot's children's cough medicine "Do not drive car or operate machinery.
    • On a string of Christmas lights "For indoor or outdoor use only."
    • On a child sized Superman costume. "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
    • On a sign at a railroad station"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted."
    • In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw. "Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand."
    • "Do not eat if seal is missing." -- On said seal.
    • "Warning: May cause drowsiness." -- On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills.
    • "Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death." -- Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle.
    • "Do not use orally after using rectally." -- In the instructions for an electric thermometer.
    • "Not to be used as a personal flotation device." -- On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame.
    • "Not dishwasher safe." -- On a remote control for a TV.
    • "Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants." -- On the packaging for a wristwatch.


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    Re: Some Crazy Consumer Cautions!

    Post by Windwalker on Fri Aug 19, 2011 2:52 pm

    Just think, for most of the warnings to come about, someone must have tried it.

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    Re: Some Crazy Consumer Cautions!

    Post by islandgrl on Sat Aug 20, 2011 12:42 am


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    Re: Some Crazy Consumer Cautions!

    Post by Willows on Sun Aug 21, 2011 4:39 am

    Lordy!!....how did we ever survive the "olden" days! Laughing

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