Location Map

June 2017

MonTueWedThuFriSatSun
   1234
567891011
12131415161718
19202122232425
2627282930  

Calendar Calendar

Latest topics

» Poet's Corner
Yesterday at 5:51 pm by daffyd

» Wuzfuz and his music
Thu May 11, 2017 3:02 pm by Willows

» The world's Most Beautiful Horse
Sat Mar 18, 2017 1:49 pm by Glad E Olah

» Loads of Laughs
Tue Oct 18, 2016 6:32 pm by daffyd

» Gerraway!
Tue Oct 18, 2016 6:05 pm by daffyd

» Daffyd's Video Shack
Mon Aug 01, 2016 6:18 pm by daffyd

» Pompeii - Eruption of Mt Vesuvius
Fri Mar 25, 2016 7:35 pm by daffyd

» About Religion.
Thu Mar 24, 2016 8:19 pm by daffyd

» A Farmer of our time
Wed Mar 23, 2016 6:53 pm by daffyd

» Our Sun is Beautiful
Tue Feb 23, 2016 10:24 pm by islandgrl

» Spiced Beverage
Tue Feb 23, 2016 12:00 am by islandgrl

» TEA BAGS
Mon Feb 22, 2016 11:53 pm by islandgrl

» It's That Time Again
Mon Feb 22, 2016 10:02 pm by islandgrl

» Thanksgiving Poem
Thu Nov 26, 2015 11:15 am by Glad E Olah

» Guevedoces
Tue Oct 27, 2015 1:27 pm by Glad E Olah

» DESIDERATA
Tue Jul 14, 2015 5:57 pm by daffyd

» Ruby Shoes
Sun Jul 12, 2015 1:41 am by islandgrl

» Insane
Sun Jul 12, 2015 1:25 am by islandgrl

» Glad's 2015 Garden
Mon Jun 08, 2015 10:28 pm by Glad E Olah

» Facts of which you are unaware!
Sat Apr 25, 2015 7:17 pm by daffyd

» THE BACK NINE!
Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:33 pm by daffyd

» Daffyd's Disco
Mon Apr 06, 2015 7:05 pm by Windwalker

» Where Are They Now?
Thu Feb 26, 2015 2:38 pm by Windwalker

» Ye Olde Photo Shoppe
Thu Feb 26, 2015 2:36 pm by Windwalker

» Glass Totems
Fri Feb 06, 2015 12:08 am by islandgrl


    Where A Driver is From

    Share
    avatar
    islandgrl
    Admin

    Posts : 2477

    Where A Driver is From

    Post by islandgrl on Mon May 16, 2011 10:02 pm

    Where a Driver is From
    One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.


    One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York.


    One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey.


    One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston.


    One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles.


    Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.


    Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy.


    One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game: Seattle.


    One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: Texas.


    Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia.


    Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida.
    avatar
    oceanna

    Posts : 4025

    Re: Where A Driver is From

    Post by oceanna on Mon May 16, 2011 10:31 pm

    That is funny. lol!

    avatar
    Willows

    Posts : 3362

    Re: Where A Driver is From

    Post by Willows on Tue May 24, 2011 8:11 pm

    LOL-4 Hilarious!

    Sponsored content

    Re: Where A Driver is From

    Post by Sponsored content


      Current date/time is Thu Jun 29, 2017 5:29 am