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    hUMOUR

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    hUMOUR

    Post by wuzfuz on Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:46 pm

    The Riddle

    > >>> Jack Layton (NDP) met with the Queen of England.
    > >>>
    > >>> He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient
    > >>> government? Are there any tips you can give to me in case I form the
    > >>> next government?
    > >>>
    > >>> "Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
    > >>> yourself with intelligent people."
    > >>>
    > >>> Layton frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know if the people
    > >>> around me are really intelligent? "
    > >>>
    > >>> The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy, you just ask them to
    > >>> answer an intelligent riddle".

    > >>> "The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair
    > >>> in here, would you?"
    > >>>
    > >>> Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, my Queen?"
    > >>>
    > >>> The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please,
    > >>> Tony, your mother and father have a child. It is not
    > >>> your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
    > >>>
    > >>> Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered,
    > >>> "That would be me."
    > >>>
    > >>> "Yes! Very good," said the Queen.
    > >>>
    > >>> Layton went back home to ask Mike Ignatief, his Liberal cohort.
    > >>> "Answer this for me Iggy; Your mother and your father have a child.
    > >>> It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
    > >>>
    > >>> "I'm not sure," said Iggy. "Let me get back to you on that one.."
    > >>> He went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him
    > >>> an answer. Finally, he ended up in the men's room and recognized Steven
    > >>> Harpers shoes in the next stall.
    > >>>
    > >>> Iggy asked Harper, "Steve, can you answer this for me? Your mother
    > >>> and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

    > >>> Harper answered back, "That's easy you dummy, it's me!"
    > >>>
    > >>> Iggy smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with
    > >>> Layton "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle.
    > >>> It is Steven Harper".
    > >>>
    > >>> Layton got mad and yelled "No you idiot - it is not!
    > >>> It's Tony Blair"!
    > >>>
    > >>>

    ... AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS WHAT COULD GO WRONG WITH OUR GOVERNMENT IN A FEW SHORT WEEKS.




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    Re: hUMOUR

    Post by wuzfuz on Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:51 pm

    In response to this article that appeared on the front page of the Toronto Star on April,20.2011.

    http://www.healthzone.ca/health/newsfeatures/article/977389--dentists-flout-stupid-law-that-treats-them-as-sex-abusers

    I sent the following letter to the Editor.



    Subject: Romance or regular cleanings, honey (The Star, April 20,2011)


    This story regarding the disingenuous provincial Regulated Health Profession's Act. regarding the prohibition of health professionals from having sex with their patients, might conjure up the following ludicrous scenario.

    A doctor or dentist snuggles up to his wife in bed and she says: “Not tonight dear, I have a headache” He replies, “I’ll get you a couple of aspirins dear. BUT PLEASE DON’T TELL ANYONE OR I’LL LOSE MY JOB'”!!!!
    :scratch:

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