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    Post by Willows on Sat Apr 16, 2011 6:03 am


    I received this in my email and it gave me a chuckle! Hope that it does the same for you....and please my dear Newfie friends....don't be offended! If you are...you can fire off a Ukranian joke at me anytime!! lol!


    You just have to love those Newfies, they put life in its proper perspective!





    Our friends in Newfoundland have the Lowest Stress rate because they do

    not take medical terminology seriously, you are going to die anyway, so live

    life and drink till you cannot lift your own mug!




    Newfie Medical Dictionary

    Artery............. The study of paintings
    Bacteria........... Back door to a cafeteria
    Barium............. What doctors do when patients die
    Benign............. What you be, after you be eight
    Caesarean Section.. A neighborhood in Rome
    Catscan............ Searching for Kitty
    Cauterize.......... Made eye contact with her
    Colic.............. A sheep dog
    Coma............... A punctuation mark
    Dilate............. To live long
    Enema..............Not a friend
    Fester............. Quicker than someone else
    Fibula............. A small lie
    Impotent...........Distinguished, well known
    Labor Pain......... Getting hurt at work
    Medical Staff......A Doctor's cane
    Morbid............. A higher offer
    Nitrates........... Cheaper than day rates
    Node............... I knew it
    Outpatient......... A person who has fainted
    Pelvis............. Second cousin to Elvis
    Post Operative..... A letter carrier
    Recovery Room...... Place to do upholstery
    Rectum............. Nearly killed him
    Secretion.......... Hiding something
    Seizure............ Roman emperor
    Tablet............. A small table
    Terminal Illness... Getting sick at the airport
    Tumor.............. One plus one more
    Urine.............. Opposite of you're out






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