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    The Compassionate Lawer

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    Willows

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    The Compassionate Lawer

    Post by Willows on Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:56 pm

    Hmmmm.....

    One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw
    two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his
    driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

    He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

    "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We
    have to eat grass."

    "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you,"
    the Lawyer said.

    "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over
    there under that tree."

    "Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

    Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."

    The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also
    have a wife and SIX children with me!"

    "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

    They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car
    as large as the limousine was.

    Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and
    said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

    The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place.

    The grass is almost a foot high."

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