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    Little Barry

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    Willows

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    Little Barry

    Post by Willows on Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:03 pm

    Little Barry came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner..

    His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted:


    "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."

    Little Barry was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.

    Barry's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Barry, of course, thought he did.


    Barry's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his
    Behaviour over the last year, and write a letter to God, and tell him why he deserved a bike for his birthday.

    Little Barry stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.


    LETTER 1:

    Dear God,

    I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.

    Your friend, Barry.

    Barry knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up he letter and started over.


    LETTER 2:

    Dear God,

    This is your friend Barry.. I have been a pretty good boy this year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
    Thank you,
    Barry.

    Barry knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and started again.


    LETTER 3:

    Dear God,

    I have been an OK boy this year and I would really like a red bike for my birthday.

    Your friend,

    Barry.


    Barry knew he could not send this letter to God either.

    Barry was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go to church.

    Barry's mother thought her plan had worked because Barry looked very sad.

    "Just be home in time for dinner," his mother said.

    Barry walked down the street to the church and up to the altar.
    He looked around to see if anyone was there. He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary.
    He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into his house, and up to his room.

    He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.

    Barry began to write his letter to God.



    LETTER 4:

    I 'VE GOT YOUR MUM.

    IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.









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    oceanna

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    Re: Little Barry

    Post by oceanna on Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:22 am

    lol!
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    Re: Little Barry

    Post by wuzfuz on Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:47 am

    Leave it to a little kid to put a smile on your face!!!!

    This is truly first grade logic, I love it!


    Undies

    Little Susie goes home from school and tells her mom that Ricky and the
    boys keep asking her to do cartwheels because she's very good at doing them.


    Mom said: "YOU should say NO to Ricky - he and the other boys only want
    to look at your undies".


    Susie said: "I know they do ... that's why I hide them in my backpack!"


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    Re: Little Barry

    Post by Glad E Olah on Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:03 am

    Wow Willows. That was so cute.
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    Willows

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    Re: Little Barry

    Post by Willows on Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:39 pm

    Glad that you all had a giggle and I surely did love your's as well Wuzfuz!! Laughing (scroll up a couple)

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